RULES

LEARN TO PLAY....THE HORSEMEN WAY!


HORSEMEN HOMERUN CHALLENGE


RULE ONE:


No crybabies! Anyone caught whining about a foul call, dropped ball, or crappy pitch gets their cheeks reddened by yellow plastic!


RULE TWO:


The field. Not every field can be as pristene and perfect as SWAMPLAND DOWNS, and the HORSEMEN realize that. So, when you make your own WIFFLE field, there's only one requirement....a wall to hit those huge homers over! Our wall is just a clothesline about 6 feet high.


RULE THREE:


Pitching. MEAT-ZA-BALLS! There is NO pitching for pride in our game. If you're not throwing meatballs, you're gettin booed off the field! Plus, you have to go get the next round of beers. You don't wanna be that a**hole throwing curveballs, because the same people that you throw to are throwing to you. It can REALLY SUCK to get beaned by a MONEY BALL! (See MONEY BALL, below)






7 PITCHES TO GLORY


1) Each batter receives seven pitches per inning. No more, no less. This is a hitters game, so the pitches have to be good. (A.K.A. Meatballs)

2) Remember, every pitch counts. Therefore, it benefits the batter to swing at EVERYTHING.

3) Any ball that goes over the homerun fence counts as one run. Anything else (other than a foul ball) is considered an out. Three outs end a batters turn.

4) The first batter to reach 5 runs wins.

5) In the event of a tie, the batters tied for the lead will face off against each other until one batter wins.

6) No fielders are allowed to be present.

7) There is no limit on the number of innings played.